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For Someone Else's Benefit
Maybe you read about the grotesque umbilical hernia that was growing ever larger and disgusting from my gut last year. I offered a Free CD or DVD to any surgeon who might like to do some...
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Performing at Litla-Hraun Prison in Iceland
September 25th at 6pm, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Litla-Hraun I've finally landed a gig in Iceland where I've always wanted to go. Bingo and I planned a trip over at the end of September and the...
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Here's What Happened...
I'll make this brief. I used to want to concoct this kind of attention but now it's almost like fish in a barrel. I was on BBC Radio 5 Live with Richard Bacon a few days ago here in London. There...
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Dying For Football
Another night, another Stanhope Sausage Army Hate-Fest Comedy Show.My Facebook page shows my demographics as being nearly 82 percent male. I think if there were a Facebook Fan Page for Rape it...
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Not Good Enough
Here's a first - I'm re-calling my own merch.We thought it would be fun to put out a "Sausage Army" high-end football jersey. Well, we rushed the thing before I left for 5 weeks of London.Turns out...
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At the request of Mayor Gnarr...
The Mayor of Reykjavik - The Honorable Jon Gnarr - met us coming off the plane at arrivals in Iceland. He was with his elder son Frosti and they wore monkey masks and held a sign with our name. I...
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Cunt Cancer Awareness - Take the Pink Out of the Stink
Congratulations. You've made it through another Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Pink ribbons, pink products, and pink accessories on football uniforms. Everywhere fucking pink for an entire month....
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We Reap What We Sow and I Ain't Sown Shit
The only time I can ever remember doing a benefit show was at the Comedy Store fuck-teen years ago for legalizing weed in the days I would have done a spot anywhere for anything.I don't do benefits...
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Who Reads These Turkeys?
I can't imagine that Allison Pearson has any friends within her profession. Otherwise someone would sit her down and stop her from making such a buffoon of herself repeatedly in a national newspaper....
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Doug Stanhope's Big Stink Comedy Tour
The 4th of July party started June 28th and finally wound to an end on July 10th with only one visit from the Bisbee police on a noise complaint when the band moved inside at 5 am. All apologies to...
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Fan Mail
My good old buddy Frank Lunney aka Captain Rowdy croaked this month. He was a "triple X-rated" comic and pretty big in the southwest when I first started out. He took me under his wing in the early...
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Presidents, Apocalypse, Death, and T-Shirts
As we draw closer to the dullest election since Bush/Dukakis, I will now go on record as throwing my shriveled, impotent support behind the only candidate worth hearing, Governor Gary Johnson....
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Opting Off
As an openly gay man as well as a traveling comedian, I have found myself captivated by and flirting with the widespread yet ever-so-secretive niche fetish world of "Opting-Off."Anyone who's been...
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An Interview with John Lydon
I get a call at 7:45 a.m. a few weeks ago that I only got up for to scream at whoever dare call at that hour.Missing the call, I check the voice message and it says - "Hey John it's Mike Ragogna from...
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Attention Tucson, and other Arizonan, comedians...
As usual, I will close out the year at the Rialto, Saturday Dec 1st. This year's Tucson show will be proudly home to "The Funniest Person in Arizona Comedy Competition." And unlike all other comedy...
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Hey Doug, pretty sure you can appreciate this since you're not a faggot about the dark shit people feel. I'm 34, so this was close to 20 years ago this shithead I went to elementary and high school...
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The Podcast is Here.
I finally got the equipment to podcast. Now I just have to use it. We did a couple of test runs. One was a short one for Doug Stanhope's Celebrity Death Pool explaining the basic rules and...
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New Podcast!
Episode 2: Goosekirk Doug Stanhope interviews Goosekirk about his 5 year prison stay in Brazil on drug trafficking charges. Interview was conducted on the patio of the Doug Fir Lounge at the Jupiter...
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New Podcast!
Episode 3: Rob Mungle in Houston Recorded March 12, 2013 at the Houston Improv during the Big Stink Comedy Tour. Attending the interview and making comments off mic - Junior Stopka, Jack&Dino, Rob...
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